This got handed to me at work a while back. I’m no expert on haiku, so I can’t gaurantee that these all follow the rules as far as syllables and such…but I thought they were hilarious.
Oh, and by the way, just in case you’ve not yet heard the term ‘mullet’, just let Mullet Lovers fill you in.
| Shampoo stings my eyes, I will never feel that twice: slick hair smells like gas | O! SQUIRREL brother, Your tail, my hair We are one Yet I must eat you |
| I liked that foreign legion movie so much, I grew me one them hats | Brown edged tank top sticks to my white clumpy armpits Somehow I get laid |
| Flowing down the back helps to keep mind closed, hate released by short top | My hair: slammin like Stone Cold Can I get a Hell yeah? Hell yeah Hell yeah |
| This super cool hair and a bucket of chicken: What more could I want? | Lynyrd Skynyrd didn’t win no spelling bees Who cares? They rock the trailer |
| Metallica is for first graders Nothing rocks harder than Winger | Dogs urinate where they so choose And so do I Red and blue lights flash |
| Short like your schooling Long like your prison sentence The penal haircut | With long hair in place How else can I rebel? Hand me the bong uncle |
| Under the Christmas tree Tight black jeans and a comb I’ve been extra good | New white tank top tucks Neatly into tight black jeans Redneck romeo |
| Short for dad Long for the daughter mom always wanted Everyone’s happy | You smoke me up and jerk me off You are the best And I love you, sis |
| Ponytails are for wimps But if you let that hair loose You are my brother | Razor set to one Do front and sides and then stop Reaffirm my style |
| Teen runaway I hate my dad. Yet I am one Fly, thunderbird, fly | Bald on the top and long on the back Behold my glorious skullet |
| My mullet and me like to climb up a tree We’re the best friends that could be | Dad likes my Mullet The nurse calls it a critter carpet My head breeds |
CJ
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