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Strait or Gay? July 31, 2002
This is an e-mail that Karl just sent me…for me, voting in the Republican primary election for my district (Turnagin District 26 in Anchorage), l have to choose between Strait and Gay. This is ABSOLUTELY TRUE…no kidding!
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Parable of the Talents July 28, 2002
The story of Lauren Olamina, a woman with a mission to spread the word of Earthseed, a religion with the destiny of bringing mankind to the stars in a post-apocalyptic (though not nuclear) near-future America.
Posted in Books.
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Tongue tied July 28, 2002
Grrrrr…at 29 years of age, I really should be able to deal with talking to someone of the opposite sex without getting entirely tongue tied, shouldn’t I?
Posted in Life.
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Eight Legged Freaks July 27, 2002
A silly premise, scientific accuracy thrown out the window, sterotypical characters, and cheezy lines, all add up (in my world, at least) to a very enjoyable couple hours at the movies.
Posted in Film.
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…and her head pops off… July 26, 2002
Indelicately, I reach between her legs and yank out my condom. And her head pops off and confetti flies out.
Posted in Quotes.
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No more TIPS July 26, 2002
House Majority Leader Dick Armey, in his markup of legislation to create a Homeland Security Department, yesterday rejected a national identification card and scrapped a program that would use volunteers in domestic surveillance.
Posted in Politics.
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Like watching a car crash July 26, 2002
We have a new vistor to the porn section. He’s been in twice now. Actually, he’s been in at least three times, as he is a registered member, but he’s only stood out twice. He comes in, goes down to the straight porn section, and whips out a hand mirror. Then he applies makeup for about an hour.
Posted in Links.
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Church vs. State July 24, 2002
Personally, I find it easier to believe in God than to believe that George W. Bush has the best interests of anyone other than himself in mind.
Posted in Politics.
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As long as it’s depressing July 24, 2002
One of Depeche Mode’s greatest strengths is also their greatest weakness. The band comes up with some of pop music’s most inventive lyrics, and at the same time, they always give the impression that they’ll arbitrarily sing about anything, as long as it’s depressing.
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I was on TV - in Alaska! July 24, 2002
It seems that Fox 4’s nightly news was doing a story on teen dance clubs, and used some old footage from Gig’s. We’re guessing it was from the closing night’s TchKung! show, as apparently I had mud smeared across my face — something TchKung! is known for.
Posted in Life.
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Sunburnt, but it was worth it July 22, 2002
Well, okay — girl watching. Summertime in Seattle is such a nice time for finding eye candy, and yesterday was gorgeous — cloudless with a projected high of 88 degrees. Lots of eye candy!
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Another one bites the dust July 22, 2002
So that’s two of my friends within the past month that have gotten married…any more I should know about?
Posted in Life.
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So true… July 20, 2002
I like to have a martini, two at the very most — after three I’m under the table, after four I’m under my host.
Posted in Quotes.
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Best of times, worst of times July 20, 2002
I’ve been thinking about the weddings I’ve been at or involved in lately. It got me thinking back to one of my favorite weddings that I’ve been part of — which, unfortunately, led to more problems than I ever wanted to have to deal with.
Posted in Life.
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Gay men get all the chicks July 19, 2002
A strip club’s a strip club — bored girls get onstage, get naked, and wiggle. I’d be more entertained if any of the girls could actually dance decently, or do an actual strip tease (rather than one song ‘clothed’ and one song naked). However…that just doesn’t seem to be the case.
Posted in Life.
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Blast dab fraggin’ pakaloomer July 19, 2002
Be creative with your curse words. Dropping a simple F-bomb is a cliche and, frankly, it is beneath you. If you’re going to swear, do it with style.
Posted in Links.
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More scary gov’t agencies July 19, 2002
The DARPA Information Awareness Office (IAO) will imagine, develop, apply, integrate, demonstrate and transition information technologies, components and prototype, closed-loop, information systems that will counter asymmetric threats by achieving total information awareness useful for preemption; national security warning; and national security decision making.
Posted in Politics.
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Advice to Ashley July 19, 2002
your whole life you’re going to be pursued and eventually conquered and dominated by a variety of well-meaning men, take this opportunity to turn the tables and you be the one who does the corruption. and trust me when i tell you that you’ve got all the tools.
Posted in Quotes.
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He’s dead, Jim July 16, 2002
Hey Kid! Yeah, you! Steal this tombstone and hide it in your room to impress your friends!
Posted in Humor.
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Even more on TIPS July 16, 2002
Americans should not be subjecting themselves to law enforcement scrutiny merely by having cable lines installed, mail delivered or meters read.
Posted in Politics.
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This doesn’t inspire confidence July 16, 2002
Is it just me, or does the fact that this image comes directly from a US government website looking at patents and trademarks related to ‘Homeland Security’ not make me feel comfortable?
Posted in Politics.
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Preliminary WTC plans unveiled July 16, 2002
Today the first preliminary plans for rebuilding on the WTC site were unveiled.
Posted in Links.
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Homeless for a week July 16, 2002
If this was a dead end situation (like any real person out here) it would really start to feel bleek at this point.
Posted in Links.
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More Amazon goodies July 16, 2002
At the moment, off the top of my head, I’d say that for every 5 items they recommend, I’m likely to already own 3 of them (at least with music — the ratio for DVDs and books is somewhat less). Quite interesting.
Posted in Website.
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More on TIPS July 15, 2002
Facism is a term thrown about too freely, and I don’t believe we’re at a point that its use is justified — but an oppressive and intrusive government, however you want to label it, does not ride into town wearing the uniforms and waving the flags of recognizable evil.
Posted in Politics.
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