Monthly Archives: July 2002

No more TIPS 0

House Majority Leader Dick Armey, in his markup of legislation to create a Homeland Security Department, yesterday rejected a national identification card and scrapped a program that would use volunteers in domestic surveillance.

Like watching a car crash 0

We have a new vistor to the porn section. He’s been in twice now. Actually, he’s been in at least three times, as he is a registered member, but he’s only stood out twice. He comes in, goes down to the straight porn section, and whips out a hand mirror. Then he applies makeup for about an hour.

Church vs. State 3

Personally, I find it easier to believe in God than to believe that George W. Bush has the best interests of anyone other than himself in mind.

As long as it’s depressing 0

One of Depeche Mode’s greatest strengths is also their greatest weakness. The band comes up with some of pop music’s most inventive lyrics, and at the same time, they always give the impression that they’ll arbitrarily sing about anything, as long as it’s depressing.

I was on TV - in Alaska! 0

It seems that Fox 4’s nightly news was doing a story on teen dance clubs, and used some old footage from Gig’s. We’re guessing it was from the closing night’s TchKung! show, as apparently I had mud smeared across my face — something TchKung! is known for.