> And it came to pass that God visited the earth, and He did behold a series of billboard ads attributing to Him utterances of such banality that they would never pass His lips in a billion years. And it came to pass that God in His wrath considered a libel suit, but in the end opted simply to mount a cantankerous, self-contradictory ad campaign of His own… > > > I never said, “Thou shalt not think.” > > > > I don’t care who started it. Just stop it. > > > > You’d better have stopped fighting by the time I get back, or you’re all grounded. > > > > There is no such thing as killing in my name. > > > > Stop smirking, America. I’m talking to you, too.

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