Ross: Rachel won’t open the door.
Phoebe: That’s because you’re a pervert.Ross: I am not a pervert!Phoebe: That’s like the pervert motto…they make you put your right hand in the air, your left hand down your pants, and recite that.
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p>— “Friends” (thanks to Prairie, who is brave enough to watch shows like that so I don’t have to!)