I’m going to hell!
Links 05/01/2003 |Looks like I’m aiming for Level 7 of Hell, according to the Dante’s Inferno Test!
Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
Bummer…I was kind of aiming for Level 2 (for the Lustful)!
The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level Score Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low Level 2 (Lustful) Very High Level 3 (Gluttonous) High Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Moderate Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Moderate Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) High Level 7 (Violent) Very High Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Moderate
Take the Dante’s Inferno Test
(via D and Jim)
[See also: More trouble at the Jensonia | Tower ghost filmed | Propaganda | Fun with lava | 1000 millimeters in an inch ]
4 Responses to “I’m going to hell!”
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May 1st, 2003 at 12:03 pm
dammit!
I can’t find out what level of hell I’m going to - the test was overloading the server so they had to take it down.
poo. i guess i’ll have to try later.
May 1st, 2003 at 2:09 pm
Nevermind taking the test, Kirsten… just join me and Kacy in the 8th level! We’re close enough to Michael and Beth so that we can have parties amongst the flames!
May 1st, 2003 at 2:54 pm
I get to hang out with the wrathful and gloomy on level 5
May 2nd, 2003 at 3:48 pm
Your fate has been decided…. You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory! Purgatory