Last Day

Last Day: Taurus 3’s, Year of the City 2003: Carousel begins…

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Carousel was developed as a means for Body Retirement. When a person reaches their 30th Birthday, their face begins to show signs of ‘aging’. They may notice some wrinkles under their eyes, they may notice that their eyesight is not as good as it once was. Also, they may begin to develop white hairs on the head, or worse — loss of hair (known as balding).

This is your body telling you that it’s time to transfer yourself into a new, fresh body — a baby’s body. A body that will take you through another 30 years.

Baby bodies are provided through ‘seed mothering’ — from the female citizens of our society. After being delivered, these babies are taken in by our nuturing Mother Computer and are then given the ‘souls’ of those Last Dayer’s who were able to reach Life Renewal on Carrousel.

Last Day?

When your lifeclock in the palm of your left hand begins to blink, your time is up in your present body. Upon blinking, proceed to our Headquartes on Nolan Street, 7th Floor, Room 1976.

There, you will be given proper ceremonial garb and final instructions for participating in Life-Renewal on Carousel.

Remember, the higher you are able to ‘fly’ while the Carousel turns, the greater your Renewal chances. Don’t let the fear of knowing that your old body will explode into a fiery pulp as you try to reach these heights hinder your efforts, or you may not make it to the Renewal Stage.

Carousel is meant to be an enjoyable, life-renewable experience. As you’re out there standing with your fellow ‘Renewer’s’, and with all your friends watching and shouting from the stands, by keeping a positive outlook on the process…

…YOU WILL BE RENEWED

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  1. By geek*muffin on May 3, 2003 at 8:41 pm

    Happy Birthday Babycakes

    DOSSIER for Michael “Babycakes” Hanscom. Age: Freshly 30 Sex: Oh hot damn, Mother May I? Aliases: Hotstuff, Wudi, Woody, ohsweetjesusgodfuckyesyesyesyesyesoh!…

8 Comments

  1. Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday, dear Hotstuff! Happy birthday to you!

    I hope your day is as wonderful as you are, Sweetcakes! ;) I’m so glad to be getting to know you, and I enjoy making your blog a necessary part of my day. Happy day!!! hugs

    Posted May 3, 2003 at 1:05 am | Permalink | Reply
  2. It’s my birthday too today….I’m 19 now :-)

    So happy birthday to you and me :-p.

    Posted May 3, 2003 at 1:51 am | Permalink | Reply
  3. Tim Who?

    Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear…….babycakes? Happy birthday to you.

    When it comes to ageing, think Borg.

    You will be…. assimilated Resistance is futile.

    Posted May 3, 2003 at 6:18 am | Permalink | Reply
  4. Happy Happy Birthday!

    Posted May 3, 2003 at 9:49 am | Permalink | Reply
  5. I saw the post over on Kirsten’s site and couldn’t resist…

    So…

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABYCAKES!

    Hope you have a wonderful day! :)

    Posted May 3, 2003 at 11:32 am | Permalink | Reply
  6. Oops! I forgot about the required “Babycakes” reference.

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY (again), BABYCAKES!!! :D

    Posted May 3, 2003 at 6:28 pm | Permalink | Reply
  7. Stacy

    Happy Birthday, Hon! Make it a good one!

    Posted May 3, 2003 at 8:47 pm | Permalink | Reply
  8. Woohoo! Thanks everyone! I think that’s more happy birthday wishes than I’ve gotten in one day in years — you’re all great. Happy birthday out to Annick, too!

    Posted May 4, 2003 at 11:42 am | Permalink | Reply

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