I’m torn between being impressed and frightened, but I have to admit, it’s quite a piece of work: the script for The Rocky and Bullwinkle Horror Picture Show!

Snagglepuss was okay
But he was prob’ly gay
‘Cause his fur was — shocking pink

And Bugs Bunny would gloat When he got Elmer’s goat Then he’d turn to the camera and wink That Daffy’s a riot I wanted to try it When he shot off his beak with a gun Whenever Scooby-Doo Was searching for a clue I’d always shout, “Run, stupid, run!” [Chorus] Animated — cartoon features Elmer Fudd — will shoot at creatures See Foghorn Leghorn — and Chilly Willy Speedy Gonzales — acted so silly Woah oh oh ohhhhhh On those great, old — early morning — cartoon shows Oh, I really loved Porky Who talked kinda dorky When he tried to say really long words And that mean cat, Sylvester Who’d constantly pester That poor little innocent bird In the eighties, the Smurfs Conqured ‘toon turf But now they’ve been pulled off the air And when Mel Blanc died, Said Chuck Jones to his bride, “Now we’ll never hear Daffy Duck swear.” Too bad! [Chorus] Animated — cartoon features Elmer Fudd will shoot at creatures See Foghorn Leghorn — and Chilly Willy Speedy Gonzales — acted so silly Woah oh oh ohhhhhh On those great, old — early morning — cartoon shows Remember those? Woah ohhhh I love all them — early morning — cartoon shows Don’t pick your nose! Woah ohhhh On those great, old — early morning — cartoon shows They don’t wear clothes! Ah-ohhhh On those great, old — early morning — cartoon shows

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