This is great:

Bush needs to order new bumperstickers, but needs help with the slogan. Can anyone help?

(via Kirsten) Some favorites:

  • Cheney/Bush 2004: Making the world a better place, one country at a time.
  • Bush/Cheney: Four more wars!
  • Compassionate Fascism
  • Bush - because the truth just isn’t good enough.
  • In Africa the elephants screw each other - In America the elephants screw the people.
  • Because I’m the President, That’s why!
  • Bush/Cheney - less CIA, more CYA
  • Thanks for not paying attention
  • Re-elect Pass the Buck and Wag the Dog in 2004 (actually mine — Kirsten tossed it up — thanks!)
  • What recession? My friends are still rich.
  • Bush — He Sees Beyond the Truth
  • “Dictatorship sure would be easier!”
  • Bush/Cheney - if at first you don’t succeed, lie, lie again
  • Bush/Cheney ‘04: We’re Gooder
  • Bush/Cheney ‘04: Because civil liberties are for wussies.
  • Bush/Cheney 1984
  • Bush/Cheney ‘04 - Because FOX says so.
  • Why Think? Vote Bush!

[See also: Just a suggestion… | Gonna need a really big mop… | .com, .org, what’s the difference? | Seeing Cheney requires signing ‘loyalty oath’ | One Thousand Reasons ]

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