According to Quiz Me’s Get Your DJ Name page, I’m either DJ Broken Box, DJ Master Storm, or DJ Hell-Bent Storm, depending on whether I start with Michael, Woody, or Wudi. Interesting…I guess DJ Wüdi is too obvious?
(via Pops)
[See also: I am… | Sci-Fi Sounds | Nicknames | I want a Big Wheel! | You’re an ex-DJ? ]
Michael Hanscom: Not really, but then, I’m not sure what more I would do. Ideas? Thanks, too! 
jer@nyquil.org: I’ve been kicking around this very problem myself. One of the things that I do is always use...jer@nyquil.org: really enjoyed the Firefly review. The comments are good too. Your links are always awesome....Michael Hanscom: I wondered if you knew about that when I saw him give you credit for that. jer@nyquil.org: Hey, that 16:9 Indian Head on the tilt-shift tutorial looks familiar… awesome 
October 3rd, 2003 at 9:30 am
I’m DJ Sassy Machine…I really like that, too bad I don’t know how to DJ to save my life.
October 3rd, 2003 at 9:56 am
DJ Ghostly Freak - Kirsten DJ Corrupt Rocket - Kirstenio
oh, and
DJ Phat Nutz - geek muffin
I think the last one suits me the best.
October 3rd, 2003 at 11:50 am
DJ Spunky Jam
October 3rd, 2003 at 4:31 pm
Booyah… make way for “DJ Quaking Accident.” (If I use Phil.) Or “DJ Ghostly Monster.” (If I use Phillip.)
Quaking Accident. Isn’t that when you get carpal tunnel from playing too much Quake 3? “Nah, dude, I’d love to play a little b-ball but I had a Quaking accident this week.”
December 22nd, 2003 at 1:53 pm
I am not liking my new DJ name…. DJ Ugly Accident…. but it made me laugh.
December 23rd, 2003 at 11:32 am
“DJ Phat God” It’s suits me just riiiiight.
Yo, yo, yo…. This is DJ Phat God on the mic…
January 27th, 2004 at 4:28 pm
wudd up yo dis is DJ Fresh and I do really DJ good luck to all yo rookies out durr peace
February 17th, 2004 at 7:51 pm
I AM THE BEST DJ IN THE WORLD!!!!!!! MY NAME IS DJ SALAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 17th, 2004 at 8:08 pm
my name is raahil.. and i amm da best in da world!!!!
February 17th, 2004 at 8:08 pm
hello.. my name is avash…… and i am dj mMPOTU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 18th, 2004 at 11:58 pm
hello…… i am kewl!! i am the best dj in the world!!!!
February 23rd, 2004 at 4:10 pm
I need a DJ name BAD!!!! somebody suggested DJ Atrain but im white so it sounds corny…ive been djing for 6 years and still dont have a name!!! any suggestions?
March 21st, 2004 at 3:52 am
i really need a dj name wot would go wiv dean sum1 help plz coz i got 2 do a set soon.
July 14th, 2004 at 9:09 pm
I do not like 2 word DJ names. There needs to be only one.
July 30th, 2004 at 10:41 pm
you are all losers. seriously. why not just be known by your music? how pathetic can you get? not only that, if i saw ANY of your names on a cd, i’d flip to the next one. i wouldn’t even download it for free. please die.
August 20th, 2004 at 4:36 pm
niran
October 11th, 2004 at 7:41 am
Yo For All you Wanna B’s Out Thurr Dis is Da One & Only Dj X-Clusive Down in the infamous Miami, Florida and i will take any of yall fake Dj’s lookin for names on the damm computer…… Let’s Goo!!!!
October 25th, 2004 at 8:15 pm
i need to find a Dj name for my brother today
November 24th, 2004 at 8:17 am
Raa, look thru a dictionary if u want a name…i did!
December 3rd, 2004 at 8:53 am
Me proper name is Carl Embley not much of ring to it eh. I have been using MDMA for a long time and someone local has started using it aswell. Plus venue owners look at me funny when I say MDMA but its meant to come across as the purest ecstasy is music. I have been resident at Generate (Doncaster) for about a year. I want a name that has meaning to it. I have let me promoter no I am changing but the flyers go out next month. I have also aimed a hard dance night toward 13-17 yr olds as I work with the youth service and dont like explaining to them what it means. Me brain is fried can anyone suggest some ideas. This youth event is on 22nd December and I can’t really put MDMA on the posters
December 12th, 2004 at 4:21 pm
yo im jordy and my dj name is dj coliption
June 18th, 2005 at 4:52 pm
hey i need a dj name. help me out! ive thought of a few like dj storm, dj kurupt/corrupt(i dunno which spelling I like). help!
July 7th, 2005 at 1:10 pm
Yo wat up my name iz DJ Slick
August 7th, 2005 at 1:31 pm
I HAV BEAN DJING FOR 11 YEARS IN DURKADURKASTAN my dj name isw dj punjabi gangstanizlle
August 9th, 2005 at 9:08 am
WEll I got some funky animal name on the site, but my real DJ Name is DJ 2 Short. Because of my vertical 5”4’ chalenge. Most of the time Friends, Familly and people will give you a DJ name that fits your personality.
August 10th, 2005 at 7:38 am
I need a name to myself
August 25th, 2005 at 12:06 pm
yo i need a dj name does any 1 hav an idea?
September 9th, 2005 at 4:07 pm
Man, im tellin you from a first hand Dj. DONT USE STORM!!! Its waaaaay to corny. All your names you guys have are wacker than wayne brady! Get something unique, Dj Slick? Man, i bet theres about 1000 people out there who said that. And all those names “Dj Phat god” Your anything but phat, and your a god of gay names. And that dictionary bullshit is weak. Im not sayin that i can think of better ones, but think of something catchy. Dj-Kaskade, I just thought of 1 i was gonna give my friend yesterday, Dj-FunKaDeliK, named after the band, the funkadelics. So be wise! Be Logical! Be smooooooooooth.
September 25th, 2005 at 7:46 pm
orite ppl any 1 need a name
September 30th, 2005 at 12:06 pm
i need a Dj name, something catchy, with a bit of funk, i jus got sum decks off ebay, so, help me out! please? whoever gets me the best name will win a prize!!
October 16th, 2005 at 3:42 am
DJ A.N.J.A. ist das Beste!!
October 21st, 2005 at 1:09 am
hi my nane is dj pules but i have come to a town where i am a reseant dj i now have to chang my nane so can any1 help me because of the nigth club in this town i have been djing for 5 yr now
October 25th, 2005 at 3:55 pm
Im DJ Sassy Silk..wat do ya guys think of this name?
November 17th, 2005 at 1:18 pm
^^Union of Soviet Socialist Republics^^
November 23rd, 2005 at 11:30 am
I DJ 4 TRIBE NETERTAINMENT
December 28th, 2005 at 7:40 am
Im GERMAN
January 9th, 2006 at 6:00 am
god damn….ya’ll are gay as fuck….half the people on this page that are bitchin dont dj,and the other half who are hatin on people for “fakin” shouldnt be dj’s………the fucks the matter wit yall?
January 10th, 2006 at 6:05 pm
AHHHH you people realli gotta stop fightin right now >;[ and i bet most of y’all are boys too pfft men -.- like god, respect people no matter what their fuckin’ Dj name are, even if they’re not real Dj’s you don’t have to diss em’ for it and that’s a real damn good canadian girl talking.
January 19th, 2006 at 10:45 am
DJ Notorious
January 19th, 2006 at 10:52 am
DD jjjjj n nn oo ttttt oo rrr
February 13th, 2006 at 9:16 am
i need a cool name pleas help me
February 15th, 2006 at 8:21 pm
My husband is a DJ and i know for a fact that all the “DJ’s” who are being rude about other DJ’s calling them fake are just retarded because DJ’s need to network with other DJ’s and the ones who know more teach the niave ones and No one cares about what your name is what matters is your music and getting referals talk to family what was your nickname as a child i would probable if i wanted to be a DJ call myself DJ Manda Panda because that is what everyone called me when i was a kid or DJ RN because i am a nurse. pick something that says something about you don’t ask someone who knows nothing about you to name you it will not be good or it will be played out. My husband had lots of names lined up and he searched on the internet if he saw a dj with one of the names he crossed it out he wanted something noone else had.
February 18th, 2006 at 11:07 am
hoolla dj skag cumin at ya spittin tunes bout ya mum shes a dyk !blup blup POW!
February 19th, 2006 at 3:32 am
Aight im lookin foor a good dj name my pro is dj pyro???? any of u heard 1 want sumink like tht but nt taken!!!!
March 6th, 2006 at 6:39 am
i liston to scouse house and bouncy
March 6th, 2006 at 6:40 am
i like socuse bounce an hard bounce an
April 14th, 2006 at 7:37 am
hey somebody can i help me…?…please tell me any SHORT DJ name…..
April 17th, 2006 at 7:38 pm
yo!! i need a cool sexy dj name my name is nikki help.. as long as its not lady….
April 19th, 2006 at 11:05 am
ur gay ….. tis is harman my dj name is dj illmatic that is gangstr so be wie a pick a daj mname right……….
April 24th, 2006 at 5:42 pm
do you guys like dj indago
April 24th, 2006 at 5:44 pm
cause i think it is sexi
April 24th, 2006 at 9:32 pm
I am just getting into dj i love the money u make
i only had like 3 gigs and i made 1000 and i dont have a dj name please suggest somthing like dj flow dj funk a matic or somthing sweet
April 25th, 2006 at 6:48 pm
DJ Hell-Bent Wang. Im sure have all the ladies with a name like that.
April 29th, 2006 at 12:32 pm
hiya ma palz dj name i dj sxy jinkz and ma dj name is dj sxey jada ma pal lovez ma bro so she calles him dj sexy mbc luv ya jada
April 29th, 2006 at 3:41 pm
Yo Dj Cammy in the mix mutherfuka im a real dj its good 2 c all u young guns trying 2 make it bIg
May 3rd, 2006 at 3:32 am
i love music!!!!
May 17th, 2006 at 6:00 am
Orite PPL
my dj name is
DJ Jester
Wkd DJ Name Tha
June 5th, 2006 at 8:30 pm
wad up my dj name dj schizza my band is caled bass brakers (how sic is that) and we are pro as (rock out west side west side) (subwoffers uleh!!) for those who want a dj name how about dj preston pig. ps i get the ladies
June 27th, 2006 at 1:53 am
Hey Guys ive made DJ history… i play in all the night clubs Clubs.. its awsome im 14 and i rock.. better than all of you wannabe losers
July 10th, 2006 at 1:24 pm
Heya my names totally pathetic does it even make sence i bet u all recon my names ash? but its tash but my dj name int pronunced like tht its weird!! DJ t.Ashalady x x tell me wat ya think neways…please x x
July 16th, 2006 at 11:06 am
Hi, i am dj, and i want to create a international communauty of dj.
July 22nd, 2006 at 1:34 pm
lol my name came up as 1st sumat GOD. then master jam:).
add me ppl 4 dj advise bennett_scott96@hotmail.com
July 22nd, 2006 at 4:14 pm
yo yo hw bout dj nay how ya like that (that me) how ya lk dj casper,dj westcoast,dj swiss, dj technics add me jack_army_no_1@hotmail.com
August 3rd, 2006 at 5:01 am
check out this site.. its soo funny..
my name is Maria and when i checked out my DJ name it came up with DJ Vinyl Fetish lol… if anyone has any suggestions for a name for me.. i have a rock show and i need a good, catchy, rocking yet sexy name.
August 8th, 2006 at 4:49 am
well, I thought about that quiz and so on …. got some funnie names and so on … so I went around and thought about the things I “hate” … so I choose rather Ultra Hate than those that I got from the quiz
hehe but hey, I might post those names I got next time hehe
August 17th, 2006 at 3:36 pm
Through Renda’s all-too-short directorship, Rhythm of Life became the signature song of the Anchorage Childrens Choir. Additionally, Renda, all four plus feet of her, could and did shake the floor of the church while conducting. I miss the sound of those times.
August 22nd, 2006 at 10:32 am
MY NAME IS DJ NIGGGER
September 4th, 2006 at 1:52 pm
Ok… ok I took that funny Dj name quiz and it siad that my dj name is Dj Crafty freak…. But I don’t like 2 word dj names, plus I think U should make up your own Dj name and not taking silly but cool quizez on the Internet. For your information Iam a Dj(just stared to Dj,and when I meen just started I meen right NOW) and still have to think of a good Dj name. It might be Dj Rico, Dj Plato or Dj Azul.
I hope in 5 or 6 months from now I will be playing at clubs and Maybe, just maybe be performing in other countrys. I can Dream!!
September 6th, 2006 at 8:07 am
1 time For ur Mind ModerfuKa Dj Neo 2006 Bk in Da Mix comming Soon Madrid!; EliteLight !!!!!!!!
September 16th, 2006 at 12:29 pm
I m the best dj in Ontario so there
October 3rd, 2006 at 10:04 am
DD JJJJJ BBB A BBB Y Y C C
October 16th, 2006 at 1:28 pm
Hey guys I’m starting my own DJ company and I need a cool dj name for myself and a name for my company. Any suggestions would be great! thanks
October 17th, 2006 at 10:35 am
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October 26th, 2006 at 1:59 pm
FORUMS ARE GAY
October 27th, 2006 at 11:29 am
WASSUP EVERYBODY MY NAMES IS DJ K-FRESH
November 1st, 2006 at 10:59 pm
I want to find a dj name compared with a gladiator ..can you help me?????
November 12th, 2006 at 3:17 pm
love mix music and raven and lisin to music and fuck girls and all the shit
November 19th, 2006 at 8:13 am
YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A DJ AS GOOD AS ME |/“DJSONIC”|/ —————-
November 21st, 2006 at 8:23 am
my name is sami, and i cant fucking think of a good dj name!:p plz any1 any suggestions at all? iv been thru about every1, snx stands for the 1st letter of my name and the 2 djs who made me who i am 2day, so keep snx or think up a better one?
May 29th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
DJ Sky..DJ Hope..DJ Silk..Dj SaMO (if your name is sam..=])..DJ I cant DJ but ill make a name..DJ Faith..DJ omg im bored..DJ LOL..
HAHAHA sum gd names
June 30th, 2007 at 1:14 pm
Yo Dj-Lo
July 1st, 2007 at 10:53 am
Mine is DJ Tone Deff Jeff….
July 14th, 2007 at 6:48 am
this has always been my name since i started 10 year ago and always will be and i do bounce & hardcore ive done places such as maximes zone totally lost it etc.
December 14th, 2007 at 3:04 pm
DJ Nøxide mixing it up 2k7
December 26th, 2007 at 9:40 am
con you make me a dj name up
January 10th, 2008 at 6:42 am
can u help me nd m8s be djs
March 4th, 2008 at 12:54 am
hi i need help to find a dj name for me!!! is dj mysterious or dj unknown to lame???? any help needed, just help me to find a cool dj name for me
April 16th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
dj quake vibe —— dj treason——-dj logi vibez
top of my head im 15 and can do pretty good dnb mixin wiv my decks,cheers boi
May 1st, 2008 at 2:41 pm
DJ TRECHNO
came together techno and trance!!!
July 11th, 2008 at 1:28 am
I love how some of you go on so proud of gaining a thousand bucks hahaha. I’m 17, I DJ in the night clubs, rave nights, at my local radio, I travel, and am about to sell mixed songs to record companies. While you guys sit there and do your thing for a thous. I’ll be sittin with my new mixer and drum set makin ten times as much as you for only one song
DJ Chaos
P . S… A good tip is to mix with a mixer… turn tables are for noobs and queers. Another tip is to become a druming dj. Clubs will beg for you in the cities.