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  1. eWeek best and worst of 2003 December 31, 2003

    Forget about all this selling your soul to the devil crap — he’s so incompetent, he couldn’t even get a wish to be ‘famous’ right, and I ended up with ‘infamous’ instead. Can I get a refund on this deal?

    Posted in 15Minutes, Apple, Technology.

    1 comment
  2. Trouble in Georgetown December 31, 2003

    As I got off the bus and started walking down the street, I heard a little commotion in one of the alleyways to my left. Looking over, I saw a young lady frantically running down the alleyway, coat open, trying to keep her footing in the fresh snow.

    Posted in Life.

    2 comments
  3. Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow December 31, 2003

    Oh. My. God. Have you seen the trailer for Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow yet? If not, run, do not walk, do not pass Go, do not collect $200, over and watch it now.

    Posted in Film.

    4 comments
  4. Truth in advertising December 30, 2003

    An ad for FHM: ‘We’re not sure why we bother with the words.’

    Posted in Humor.

    6 comments
  5. Peter Pan…soon! December 29, 2003

    I’ve been looking forward to the new film version of Peter Pan ever since I stumbled across the trailer in mid-November. Kalyx just got to see it, and her writeup just makes me want to see it more…

    Posted in Film.

    2 comments
  6. Don’t feed the trolls December 29, 2003

    troll: v.,n. To utter a posting on Usenet designed to attract predictable responses or flames; or, the post itself.

    Posted in Internet.

    2 comments
  7. M&M’s go goth December 29, 2003

    M&M’s will be available in only black and white for the next few months instead of the standard six colors as part of a promotional campaign.

    Posted in Humor.

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  8. This shouldn’t be a surprise December 29, 2003

    I should be used to this kind of thing by now, but it still catches me off guard when I notice little things like being the second primary Google result for ‘apple g5’.

    Posted in 15Minutes, Website.

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  9. LotR:TRotK EE DVD - 4h50m+? December 28, 2003

    Apparently, Peter Jackson recently revealed that the DVD Extended Edition of Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King ‘will be longer than 4 hours and 50 min’ long!

    Posted in Film.

    4 comments
  10. 2003 Pictures of the Year December 28, 2003

    The Seattle Times’ Pacific Northwest magazine has released their 2003 Pictures of the Year special issue, and all the shots have been posted on their website.

    Posted in Links.

    4 comments
  11. Nobody’s tried this yet? December 28, 2003

    Frankly, I’d be more than a little surprised if nobody had attempted zero-g sex yet, no matter how strenuously NASA denies it. Still, if you’re looking to be the ‘official’ first couple to give it a shot (and happen to be absolutely filthy rich), just give the Russian space agency a call!

    Posted in Humor.

    1 comment
  12. Books, sir…books. December 28, 2003

    What did we do for endless and disheartening time-sinks before computers? I never lost twenty hours trying to make a fridge work properly, or to make a chair I’d accidentally upgraded turn itself back into something you could sit on.

    Posted in Quotes.

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  13. Top Word Lists of 2003 December 27, 2003

    YourDictionary.com has released their Top Word Lists of 2003. Did you know where ‘ok’ came from?

    Posted in Links.

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  14. I need a new router December 27, 2003

    I’ve got $75 of gift certificates to Best Buy thanks to a promotion through work, and I need to get a new router — but I don’t know quite which one to go for. Anyone have any suggestions?

    Posted in Life.

    8 comments
  15. Still digging December 27, 2003

    (This post is mostly me whining. Feel free to ignore it.)

    Posted in Life.

    10 comments
  16. Talk about geek heaven! December 25, 2003

    A stainless-steel grave marker complete with an LCD display that can be hooked into a PC interface to change the epitaph whenever you want!

    Posted in Humor.

    6 comments
  17. The miracles of Christmas December 25, 2003

    The real miracles of Christmas, according to me.

    Posted in Life.

    3 comments
  18. A quiet Christmas December 25, 2003

    It’s been a nice Christmas holiday this year. Due to financial difficulties, I wasn’t able to head up to Anchorage to be with my family for Christmas, so I ended up spending Christmas on my own for the first time in my life.

    Posted in Life.

    1 comment
  19. Return of the King nitpicks December 25, 2003

    After watching RotK for the second time today, I’m still quite solidly convinced that Jackson’s trilogy is, quite simply, one of the greatest achievements in filmmaking in recent years. However, that doesn’t stop me from finding the occasional odd thing to mention…such as two goofs, and a few editing choices that I’m not entirely happy with.

    Posted in Film.

    7 comments
  20. Merry Christmas, everyone! December 25, 2003

    That’s really about it — short and sweet. Merry Christmas (or Hanukkah, or Yuletide, or whatever celebration you might be partaking in these days) everyone!

    Posted in Life.

    3 comments
  21. If Abraham Lincoln grew up on AOL… December 24, 2003

    FOUR SCORA AND SEV3N Y3ARS AGO OUR FATHERS BROUGHT FORTH ON THIS CONTIENNT A NU NATION CONCAIEVD IN LIEBRTY AND D3DICAETD 2 TEH PROPOSITION TAHT AL MAN R CR3AETD AQUAL!1!!!11! LOL

    Posted in Humor.

    3 comments
  22. The Dangers of Molasses December 24, 2003

    On a hill above the city, a 90-foot wide tank of molasses intended to be used for production of rum suddenly ruptured, sending two and a half million gallons of molasses in a wall eight to fifteen feet high down into the unsuspecting Boston neighborhood at speeds of up to 35 miles per hour.

    Posted in Humor.

    3 comments
  23. When snow in Anchorage makes the news… December 23, 2003

    …you know it’s been coming down pretty heavily. Just another reason why I’m glad I left Alaska!

    Posted in Life.

    2 comments
  24. Seattle Incidents December 23, 2003

    Here’s a little page that could get addicting, in a somewhat voyeuristic sort of way — a continually refreshing live list of Seattle 911 ‘incidents’.

    Posted in Links.

    1 comment
  25. NYPD cop busted for blogging December 23, 2003

    A NYPD police officer is under investigation because of what he wrote on his weblog. However, where when I landed in hot water due to my blog it was due to a single stupid mistake, this guy appears to have been bragging about grossly abusing his position as an officer of the law.

    Posted in Weblogs.

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