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12/22/2003 |

While I’m still partial to the “Old School” purity tests, Kirsten pointed out a page that bills itself as the ‘ultimate’ purity test, and I had to give it a shot…

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Your Ultimate Purity Score Is…
Category	Your Score	Average
Self-Lovin’	21.7% I wouldn’t shake hands, if I were you	65%
Shamelessness	57.1% It takes a couple of drinks	79.4%
Sex Drive	15.8% Humps fire hydrants when nobody’s looking	77.7%
Straightness	1.8% Knows the other body type like a map	44.9%
Gayness	58.9% Had that experience at camp	83.4%
Fucking Sick	70.8% Dipped into depravity	89.9%
You are 40.15% pure Average Score: 72.6%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test and see how you match up!

Just to clarify, the numbers refer to how pure I am in any particular category — in other words, I’m only 1.8% pure in the “Straightness” category, so I’m 98.2% impure (not much I haven’t done) for that category. As for the rest…no, I won’t elaborate in public. So sorry.

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4 Responses to “Got it, got it, need it, got it, not a chance, need it, got it…”

Dave Says:
December 23rd, 2003 at 12:44 am

Each of my averages are exactly the same as yours, but the actual scores show that I’m just a good ol’ boy. (Hopefully the HTML works in comments.)

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is… CategoryYour Score Average Self-Lovin’46.7%When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself 65%Shamelessness76.2%Has yet to see self in mirror 79.4% Sex Drive 94.7%The Pope is envious77.7%Straightness26.8%Done the nasty, but not creatively 44.9% Gayness 100% 83.4% Fucking Sick97.3%Refreshingly normal 89.9% You are 74.17% pureAverage Score: 72.6% Take The Ultimate Purity Testand see how you match up!

Tim Who? Says:
December 23rd, 2003 at 5:40 am

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is… CategoryYour Score Average Self-Lovin’18.3%I wouldn’t shake hands, if I were you 65%Shamelessness31%Puts ‘em on the glass 79.4% Sex Drive 7.9%Humps fire hydrants when nobody’s looking77.7%Straightness57.1%Felt someone up once 44.9% Gayness 0%Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame 83.4% Fucking Sick46%Don’t look in the basement 89.9% You are 28.64% pureAverage Score: 72.6% Take The Ultimate Purity Testand see how you match up!