I just stumbled across this while perusing the Ship of Fools’ 12 Days of Kitchmas (which is well-worth visiting in itself), and just cannot get over this item: the ‘Glow Grave’ — a stainless-steel grave marker complete with an LCD display that can be hooked into a PC interface to change the epitaph whenever you want!
I can’t. Stop. Laughing.
All I want to do is put a motion detector or pressure sensor on one of these things and hook it into a computer attached to the display so that it can dynamically react to people coming by to visit the grave site. Once it detects someone standing at the grave site, the screen would suddenly start displaying messages from the dear departed…
“I see you!”
“Hey, buster, you’re on my head.”
“It’s hot down here!”
“I knew it — God uses a Mac.”
“Help! There’s no air!”
“These worms really itch.”
“God is a woman after all!”
“You’re next.”
CJ
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Here are some more epitaphs from the dearly departed…
“I told them velvet lining in the coffin!” “Hey St. Peter, is Elvis really … you know? He Is! Which One?” “You know, that bright light really was a train.” Man: “I’ve always hated this suit!” Woman: “This dress does make me look fat!” “They could have at least put a DVD player in this coffin!” “Is it just me or does it smell in here?” “Eat at Jesus’s!” “Live Nude Girls! Live, get it! I kill me! Seriously, I did.” “OK, this ain’t funny anymore …. LET ME OUT!” “Damn, even Heaven has a Starbucks! Hey, there’s another one.” “So that’s what happened to Hitler.” “I see dead people!”
“This coffin is XHTML, CSS and 508 compliant”.
Apple has announced today the new i-Coffin. A sleek modern interpatation of the standard beige box. 3 models available (G-99 shown)
The G-99 has set the standard for the coffin world. Quad 62.5 processors 500 Terabyte HD 64GB DDR SDRAM 48 PCI and PCI-X slots 200x super drive CD/RW and DVD/RW 50 USB and USB+ 99 Fire wire 400 99 Firewire 800 AirPort Extreme Fiber optic and Digital interface. And comes standard with OS-XXXXV
Rest in the peace that only comes from you knowing that even in death you still have the best computer available today.
The G-99 is an innovative aluminum enclosure with superquiet operation. Guaranteed to provide you with years and years of blissful gaming or web surfing.
Low interest financing on OAC. Military and student discount available.
See dealer for pricing.
You guys are sick. But lets put that to a side, that is one great coffin.
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