CBS needs to work on their definition of ‘issue’ ads

Item 1: CBS refuses to run ‘issue advocacy’ ads from MoveOn and PETA during the SuperBowl.

CBS canned a 30-second spot sponsored by the liberal online activist group MoveOn.org. The commercial, which won a celebrity-judged competition for the honor of being MoveOn’s Super Bowl ad, depicts children performing a variety of blue-collar jobs — washing dishes, collecting garbage, working on an assembly line. The tagline near the end of the commercial asks, “Guess who’s going to pay off President Bush’s \$1 trillion deficit?”

The network also spiked a commercial submitted by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. That ad featured scantily clad women and suggested that meat-eating might contribute to impotence.

Item 2: CBS debuts first-ever HIV/AIDS commercial during the SuperBowl.

CBS will air what is being called the first-ever HIV/AIDS commercial to be seen during Super Bowl Sunday programming.

Sources within CBS’s parent company, Viacom, tell the Gay.com/PlanetOut.com Network that the 20-second spot is expected to run in the latter half of the Super Bowl XXXVIII Pre-Game Show, when the most viewers are expected to tune in.

Somehow, these two stories just don’t add up. The CAP has more on CBS’s double standards.

(via Daily Kos)

Go Judy!

An absolutely beautiful article at The Nation looking at the media’s inability to cope with the fact that Judy Dean is exactly what she appears to be — a normal, well-adjusted independent woman in a healthy, loving relationship with her husband who doesn’t want to abandon her medical practice to be trotted out at every political opportunity during the campaign season.

The ongoing public inquest into Dr. Judith Steinberg makes me see, however, that we need First Ladies: Without them, American women might actually believe that they are liberated, that modern marriage is an equal partnership, that the work they are trained for and paid to do is important whether or not they are married, and that it is socially acceptable for adult women in the year 2004 to possess distinct personalities–even quirks! Without First Ladies, a woman might imagine that whether she keeps or changes her name is a private, personal choice, the way the young post-post-feminists always insist it is when they write those annoying articles explaining why they are now calling themselves Mrs. My Husband.

…it’s only when a wife has her own identity that her choices are scrutinized. If Dr. Judith Steinberg was simply Judy Dean, if she spent her life doing nothing so important it couldn’t be dropped to follow her husband as he followed his star, no one would question her priorities. No one thought less of Barbara Bush because she dropped out of college to get married, like those Wellesley girls in Mona Lisa Smile. No one reprimands Laura Bush for abandoning her career as a librarian and spending her life as her husband’s den mother. No one asks Hadassah Lieberman or Elizabeth Edwards or Gertie Clark how come they have so much free time on their hands that they can saddle up with their husbands’ campaign for months, or why, if they care so much about politics, they aren’t running for office themselves.

…What if the media tried on for size the notion that having an independent wife says something good about a candidate? For example, maybe, if his wife is not at his beck and call, he won’t assume the sun rises because he wants to get up; maybe, if his wife has her own goals in life, her own path to tread, he won’t think women were put on earth to further his ambitions; maybe, if he and his wife are true partners–which is not the same as her pouring herself into his career and his being genuinely grateful, the best-case scenario of the traditional political marriage–he may even see women as equals. Why isn’t it the candidates who use their wives to further their careers with plastic smiles and cheery waves who have to squirm on Primetime?

Damn straight.

(via Doc Searls)

iTunes: “Brandenburg Concerto in F Major, No.1, BWV1046, I. Allegro” by Rees, Jonathan/Scottish Ensemble from the album Bach: Brandenburg Concertos, Violin Concertos (1998, 4:11).

411 Length Required

Every time you click on a link and your web browser requests a resource (page, image, video or music file, or any other possible link destination) from a web server, there is a certain amount of information passed back and forth between the server and the browser as the transmission is started. One of those pieces of information is the HTTP Status Code.

If everything is working correctly, the status code sent from the server to the browser is ‘200 OK’, after which the requested information begins to be transmitted. If something doesn’t work for one reason or another, there are various possible responses, the most infamous of which is ‘404 Not Found’, returned when the requested resource doesn’t exist on the server anymore.

Recently, ThinkGeek started selling HTTPanties — a set of panties with either ‘200 OK’ or ‘403 Forbidden’ emblazoned across the front. Cute idea.

CodePoetry decided this wasn’t enough, though…

Nothing says lovin’ like 200 OK I suppose. Of course, beyond that and 403 Forbidden lie a whole world of wonderful responses that would be useful at times…

  • 300 Multiple Choices for the creative.
  • 301 Moved Permanently for the formerly-masculine.
  • 305 Use Proxy for the adventurer.
  • 307 Temporary Redirect for various reasons.
  • 401 Unauthorized for the stranger.
  • 402 Payment Required for … yeah.
  • 404 Not Found for the unfortunate.
  • 405 Method Not Allowed — I’m not going there.
  • 406 Not Acceptable explains itself.
  • 407 Proxy Authentication Required for the underage.
  • 408 Request Timeout for the extended foreplay.
  • 409 Conflict for the tired. (“The request could not be completed due to a conflict with the current state of the resource.”)
  • 410 Gone — Not going there.
  • 411 Length Required describes itself nicely.
  • 413 Request Entity Too Large does the same.
  • 415 Unsupported Media Type will not be discussed.
  • 416 Requested Range Not Satisfiable suffers a similar fate.
  • 417 Expectation Failed — this is getting bad, quick.
  • 502 Service Temporarily Overloaded for those that didn’t leave 3-way to the phone companies.
  • 503 Service Unavailable for the married and boring.

Works for me!

iTunes: “Snakes” by Voltaire from the album Devil’s Bris, The (1998, 4:10).

The Howard Dean Aerobics Program

Need some exercise? Just go to a Howard Dean appearance should he come through your town. I swear, with the number of standing ovations after every major point Dean makes, his supporters are up and down more often than your average Episcopal congregation!

Not that that’s a bad thing, of course. It just amused me during today’s Town Hall meeting with Gov. Dean.

The line outside Town Hall

The event wasn’t due to start until 3pm, with the doors to Town Hall scheduled to open at 2:15, but after my meeting with the property manager I poked my head out the window and noticed that there was already a pretty sizeable line starting to wrap around the building. It was already 1:30, so I tossed on my coat and headed down to snag a spot. Even then, I didn’t find the end of the line until it had already turned two corners and was around the back of Town Hall, and it was only a few more minutes before it wrapped around the third corner.

Of course, it wasn’t long after that that the line wrapped completely around the block. I saw a few people who came up to the line, started walking around the building trying to find the end, and eventually ended up right back where they started, swearing up and down that there was no end to the line! Just a möebus strip of Dean supporters surrounding the building.

Dean enters Town Hall

Eventually, the doors opened, and we started heading in. They were taking it slow, though, in order to prevent overcrowding, and only letting about 20 people in at a time. This ended up working out well — at one point I was standing by the side of the building, right next to the back doors. Suddenly I heard people start shouting “Howard!” I turned around, and there he was, getting out of a rental van and heading into the building. He paused for a moment to wave and shake a few hands (which I was just too far away to take advantage of), and then headed into Town Hall.

Once in, there were tables set up to let us register for next week’s Caucuses, and once done with that, we filed into the main hall. There things got a little goofy, as it was already crowded, and it became fairly difficult to find a seat, but it all worked out in the end. We ended up filling the upstairs hall to capacity plus standing room only (over 1000 people in the room), and had a large amount of overflow crowd watching via monitors downstairs.

Dean addressing the crowd

Congressman Jim McDermott came in first to rousing applause, and after a short speech from him and a woman member of SEIU, Dean came up and took the stage. As this was officially a Town Hall Meeting about health care, he split his appearance into two parts. The first half was the “motivational” stump speech section, and for the second half he took some questions about his policies and plans. He handled himself quite well for both of these.

First off, a quick apology — I didn’t think to bring along anything to take notes with, and as I have a mind like a steel trap (rusty and illegal in thirty-seven states), I can’t remember all the details of his plans and everything he said. I did like what I heard, I just can’t retain any of it for more than about thirty seconds. The retention capability of a goldfish, that’s me. So, what follows is more general impressions than “this particular part of his plan impresses me” reporting.

During the stump speech part, he came across as more of an “official” candidate — still just as charismatic as ever (which I think is one of his greatest strengths when he can make an in-person appearance, though it doesn’t always show as much in interviews), but more subdued than he’s come across as (or has been portrayed as) recently. The crowd was still very responsive and very supportive, too, jumping to their feet and applauding for his points, and hissing and booing as he ran through the litany of all that Bush has done for us. While the media may be doing their best to damn Dean to oblivion, he definitely still has his supporters!

The question and answer period looked like it was originally supposed to be simply questions from a group of people pre-selected and arranged on stage behind Dean. However, after a couple of those, someone from the audience stood up and hollered out a question possibly intended to derail Dean, asking how he intended to reduce the number of abortions in America today. If this was intended to fluster him, though, it failed miserably — he immediately said that the first thing we needed to do was ensure health care for all children under the age of eighteen, and the second thing we need to do was to promote sexual education in schools that didn’t limit itself to preaching abstinence, at which point the entire crowd erupted with cheers. Once those died down, Dean said that the third part would be to tell all those white boys in Washington to stay out of our bedrooms and pay attention to things that really matter, and everyone started cheering all over again.

Post meeting applause

Dean took a few more questions from the audience, and a couple more from the people on stage with him, and then it was time to wrap things up. He returned to the more “motivational”/rousing the troops/stump speech pattern for a few minutes, then called things to an end, clasping hands with McDermott and the people around him onstage, then making is way off, signing autographs on the way.

All in all, it was an excellent afternoon. I’m still quite solidly behind Dean as my candidate of choice, and it was good to be able to see him in person again (especially in a still-crowded but more intimate setting than Westlake Plaza).

Next step: next week’s caucuses!

Update: Dean’s blog says that there were over 2,500 people at today’s event.

Update: I’ve uploaded a quick photo gallery of the event.

iTunes: “My Baby’s In Love With Eddie Vedder” by Yankovic, “Weird Al” from the album Running With Scissors (1999, 3:26).

Miracles never cease

I just had a conversation with the property manager for my building. We’ve been talking back and forth off and on for a couple weeks now, looking at various options as far as possibly switching apartments, signing a new lease, and getting a month’s rent free as a signing bonus for re-signing my lease.

As it turns out, last week our building was apparently purchased by a new leasing agency, so we weren’t sure what sort of deals or possibilities might exist with the new management. We finally got confirmation on the new setup, and I’m not going to be able to get a free months rent for renewing my lease.

But.

They are going to drop my rent if I renew my lease — from \$650/month to \$495/month!

That.

So.

Rocks.

iTunes: “Insane in the Brain (Da Funky Chunky)” by Cypress Hill from the album Insane in the Brain (1999, 6:37).

Howard Dean in Seattle tomorrow

Howard Dean will be at the Town Hall tomorrow afternoon.

WHAT: Town Hall Meeting hosted by Governor Howard Dean

WHEN: Saturday, January 31, 2004
3-4 p.m.
Doors will open at 2:15 p.m.
Guests are encouraged to show up early as seating is limited.

WHERE: Town Hall 1119 Eighth Avenue (at Seneca Street) Seattle, WA 98101

Sometimes I really like living just across the street from Town Hall (and I do mean across the street — I’d bet that the picture on their website was taken from the roof of my building).

(via the LiveJournal Seattle community)

iTunes: “Tangram” by Groove Solution from the album Twisted Secrets Vol. 2 (1995, 6:20).

I love the British

The way in which they can be utterly polite no matter the situation never fails to fascinate and amuse me. It’s an art that is all-too-infrequently practiced on this side of the pond.

Dear Mr Addison, I am writing to you to express our thanks for your more-than-prompt reply to our latest communication, and also to answer some of the points you raise.

…your frustration at our adding to the “endless stream of crapulent whining and panhandling vomited daily through the letterbox on to the doormat” has been noted. However, whilst I have naturally not seen the other letters to which you refer, I would cautiously suggest that their being from “pauper councils, Lombardy pirate banking houses and pissant gas-mongerers” might indicate that your decision to “file them next to the toilet in case of emergencies” is at best a little ill-advised.

…The estimates you provide for the Chancellor’s disbursement of the funds levied by taxation, whilst colourful, are, in fairness, a little off the mark. Less than you seem to imagine is spent on “junkets for Bunterish lickspittles” and “dancing whores”, whilst far more than you have accounted for is allocated to, for example, “that box-ticking facade of a university system”.

(via …pickhits…)

iTunes: “City Girls” by Crack Machine from the album Crack Rockin’ Beats (1995, 2:51).

iSight issues

Mike recently posted about some of the pros and cons to being the owner of an iSight — pros including the simple fact that the iSight is simply a damn good camera; cons including the Mac-only nature of iChat and the somewhat less-than-satisfactory mounting options that come stock out of the box.

Cross-platform video conferencing may be coming down the pike (we hope) with a future release of AIM on the Windows and Mac platforms, as Apple has a pre-existing partnership with AIM (iChat ties into the AIM network, allowing both iChat and AIM users to IM each other). Nobody seems to know for certain if or when this may happen, but we’re keeping our fingers crossed. As far as mounting options go, Mike pointed to the SightFlex, which looks perfect, and is getting added to my birthday wish list.

I’ve noticed some other cons to the iSight, chiefly being that as of late, it’s been notoriously instable, appearing and disappearing from my system more or less at random, and at times apparently interfering with the mounting of my iPod. Apparently I’m not the only person being bit by this bug, but on the bright side, there are a few possible solutions mentioned recently on MacFixIt, including simply remembering to turn the iSight off (twist the front of the camera to close its iris) when it’s not in use. I’ll give that a shot for a while, and see if it helps.

iTunes: “Chicken In A Biscuit” by Black Happy from the album Peghead (1993, 2:55).

Lord of the Rings dating tips

Epic fantasy as a dating manual?

  • When you’re trying to catch the cute guy’s eye is the exact moment the dwarf will pick to approach you;
  • Eating raw fish is no longer a sign of a sophisticated date. (That said, you have to admit the Atkins plan is working for Gollum.)
  • If you’re the only girl among 100 guys you’ll still fall for the only one who has a girlfriend;
  • When overused, terms of endearment such as “precious” lose their meaning;
  • All couples fight, but battles shouldn’t last so long that one of you has to get up and stretch your legs or use the bathroom;
  • It doesn’t matter if you look like Liv Tyler; your pining and whining will still get on people’s nerves;
  • Don’t blame your friends just because they can see right through your creepy little partner;
  • If you can get along on a road trip, the relationship will probably last;
  • There will come a point when it seems like the relationship should be over. Don’t drag it out. Just end it there.

And finally, the mother of all dating wisdom:

  • Some people will go to any lengths to get a ring; others, having had one for awhile, will go to any lengths to chuck it into a volcano.

(via Rachel)

iTunes: “Moron” by K.M.F.D.M. from the album WWIII (2003, 5:05).

Where I’ve been…

…in the world:

Where I've been in the world

United States, Canada, United Kingdom, Germany (twice), Austria, Hungary, Yugoslavia, Italy, Greece

I was going to do a map of the states I’ve been to (that I can remember) also, but that portion of the World66 site seems to be down at the moment.

Update: The site’s back up. Here’s where I’ve been in the USA…

States I've visited

Alaska, California, Washington D.C., Florida, Indiana, Montana, Oklahoma (I don’t remember it, but I know about it from family stories), Oregon, Pennsylvania, Tennessee (well, not yet, but I’ll be there in a couple weeks for my brother’s wedding), Washington

(map via My World66)

iTunes: “Calling Dr. Luv” by Electric Hellfire Club, The from the album Darkest Hour, The (1997, 4:14).