eclecticism

02/08/2004 |

Shop at Amazon.com My computer doesn’t like my Prick.

I wanted to get my Prick into my computer. It didn’t seem like such a difficult task, should be simple enough, right? So I took out my Prick and put it into the computer.

The computer pulled it in, sat for a moment, then pushed my Prick right back out again.

That’s odd, I thought. It’s certainly not what I was expecting.

So I tried again. In went my Prick — and out came my Prick.

Weird. I thought that maybe my Prick was dirty, so I took it, got a soft washcloth, and gently cleaned my Prick, taking care to stroke in straight lines and not use circular motions. Once that was done and my Prick looked nice and clean, I put it back into the computer.

And the computer pushed my Prick right back out.

Admittedly, I’ve had my Prick for a while now, and it is getting a bit old. Maybe that’s the problem.

I guess I’ll just have to go to a store and get a new Prick.

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4 Responses to “This is so juvenile. I’m very sorry.”

Kilts Says:
February 9th, 2004 at 1:50 am

I have one if you need it. It has the mark of an Animal and Other People, but it’s still in good shape. For intensive perposes, my computer liked mine.

Scott Says:
February 9th, 2004 at 5:37 am

Curious… What kind of CD is Prick? Prick must sing really really bad.

Tim Who? Says:
February 9th, 2004 at 5:42 am

I think I understand your problem. Your trying to insert a 5 inch prick aren’t you. Your new G5 deservs better than that. Try 5,000 Fingers so you don’t run into Negative Format. Your Noise Unit is now Neuroactive. In order to fix your System der Dinge you’ll need Xorcist or Young Gods.

Jeepers Creepers your Living With Demons try some Voodou or even a Monster Voodoo Machine. Or you’ll find the same problem with Revolting Cocks and Dead Puppys.

If none of this helps, try Nine Inch Nails