From Neil Gaiman, after admitting that while he is equally at home on Macs or Windows computers, he is still primarily a PC user…

When I tell Mac people this, they smile their secret smile. They know that after we die, we go to a special place, and that those who used Macs will be raised on high, where they can sip their cappucinos and look down and see the virus-infected writhings and screamings of those who used PCs, as the damned Windows users are forever bombarded with boiling projectile vomit from the thousand-foot high screaming thing that used to be Bill Gates.

But I’m sure even the damned people down in the mud will be laughing up whatever’s left of their sleeves at those of us who secretly like fountain pens best.

<

p>iTunes: “They’re Coming to Take Me Away” by Lard from the album Last Temptation of Reid, The (1990, 8:28).

[See also: FedEx making The Switch? | Throwing down the gauntlet… | Two days to Halloween… | Heaven forbid that happen! | Security issues driving PC users to the Mac ]

« Barry Manilow listens to Underworld?!? | iPhotoToGallery »