I Love Cats

You must listen to this: “I ♥ Cats” (1Mb .mp3).

Very, very, very wrong.

And very, very, very funny.

Author and performer unknown, found on IRC a long time ago by D, originally posted on Just Like a Dream and cross-posted here with her permission.

I love cats.
I love to pet their fur.
I love to scratch their neck and chins
and listen to them purr.

I love cats. I love to stroke their thighs. I love to bend them over a desk and push their butts up high.I love cats. I make them wear a bra. I tie some panties ‘round their neck and then I shout “Hurrah!”I love cats. My sexual housepets. I love to have my way with them and smoke some cigarettes.

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p>Don’t blame me, I’m just passing it along…;)

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3 Comments

  1. D

    BWAHAHAHA! May the madness spread world-wide!

    Posted March 26, 2004 at 10:56 pm | Permalink | Reply
  2. That’s so…disgusting…but damned if it isn’t one of the most sickly funny things I’ve heard in a real long time. I can’t decide whether to laugh or to wretch. Oh, I just listened to it. That’s…poor kitty, poor poor kitty.

    Posted March 27, 2004 at 12:03 am | Permalink | Reply
  3. BD

    that song is by Ken Johnson…he’s aDJ who was based in Las Vegas for the last 16 years, he recently moved to Reading, PA and will be on the air there in a couple weeks. You can reach him at Ken801@comcast.net

    Posted July 6, 2006 at 6:31 am | Permalink | Reply

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