Too, too funny: Troy in Fifteen Minutes.

Some Battlefield

AGAMEMNON: Look, there’s no reason for me to slaughter thousands of your men. You pick out your best soldier, and I pick out mine. KING OF THESSALY: Deal. [turns to his army] SOME GUYYYYY! THESSALIAN ARMY: SOME! GUY! SOME! GUY! SOME! GUY! Some Guy breaks through the crowd. His neck resembles an Easter ham and his spear is the size of a telephone pole. SOME GUY: RAAAAAAAAA! AGAMEMNON [turning to his army]: ACHILLEEEEEES! GREEK ARMY: … AGAMEMNON: … Hut of Wanton Nudity, Some Village BOY: OMG Achilles you’re late you gotta get up Achilles OMG! ACHILLES: Dude, I just nailed twins. Call me in the morning.

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p>(via Boing Boing)

iTunes: “Dreamers” by Music Makers, The from the album Junior Vasquez, Vol. 2 (1998, 8:29).

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