eclecticism

06/16/2004 |

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen turned eighteen on the 13th.

How did I miss that little milestone?

iTunes: “I Must Increase My Bust (MNO)” by Lords of Acid from the album I Must Increase My Bust (1992, 4:34).

Oh, wait, that song choice might be in bad taste. Let’s try this again.

iTunes: “Pussy (Hit it Hard Hit it Quick)” by Lords of Acid from the album Lords of Acid vs. Detroit (2001, 3:42).

Hmm. That one’s not much better, is it?

iTunes: “People Are Still Having Sex (Remix)” by La Tour from the album La Tour (1991, 6:11).

I just can’t seem to come up with a fitting song for this post…

iTunes: “(She’s) Sexy + 17” by Stray Cats from the album Living in Oblivion Vol. 1 (1983, 3:31).

Nope, that’s a bit late now.

iTunes: “No Sex Until Marriage (Pre-Matrimonial Climax)” by Ave Maria from the album Technorave 3: Technomania (1992, 6:03).

Hmm. Well, I guess that will have to do.

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4 Responses to “They’re legal!”

Robert Says:
June 17th, 2004 at 12:31 am

Maybe it’s just me, but I’ve noticed that it seems only males who are 22+ care about the Olsen Twins being “legal”. Not that it matters much; by Washington law they could’ve gotten laid by any guy from 21 to a little under 23. I don’t know, I just don’t see their careers going anywhere but to the very young girls (9-13) unless they suddenly pose for Playboy. Personally, Lindsay Lohan (good picture) is much more attractive.

Odd, I just realized something: Earliest role for the Olsen Twins on Full House featured the twins playing one character, never do both show up at the same time. Second earliest role for Lohan: Playing twins in The Parent Trap, where both of her characters show up at once quite often.

Daniel Woods Says:
June 17th, 2004 at 6:19 am

Your Music Selections remind me of when Freddy Mercury died of AIDS. Here in Melbourne, a DJ on a Commercial Radio Station heard the news and broke it to his listeners, almost in tears. He gave a solemn speech on how much of an influence Queen were on the Rock Industry, and then decided to play a Tribute, selecting the next Queen Track which was on the Playlist. Unfortunately, that morning the Program Manager had selected “Another One Bites The Dust”.