A plane is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but there are only four parachutes.
The first passenger says: “I am Ronaldo, the best football player in the world. The football world needs me, and I cannot die on my fans.”
He grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says: “I am the wife of the former president of the United States; I am the senator of New York and I have a good chance of being president of the United States in the future.”
She grabs a parachute and jumps off the plane.
The third passenger, George W. Bush, says: “I am the president of the United States of America. I have huge responsibilites in the world. Besides, I am the smartest president in the history of my country and can’t shun the responsility to my people by dying.”
He grabs a pack and jumps off the plane.
The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a young school boy: “I am old. I have lived my life as a good person and as a priest should and so I shall leave the last parachute to you; you have the rest of your life ahead of you.”
To this the little boy says: “Don’t fret old man. There is a parachute for each of us! The smartest president of America took my schoolbag.”
(via Len)
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BWAHHHHAHAHA!
Oh, that so made my thursday. Thanks!
Made my afternoon
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Hehe - nice
This joke’s been around a while. Last time I heard it, though, it was Joe Montana and President Reagan.
Guess we can’t joke about Reagan anymore. The Secret Service would come get us.
Phil: looks paranoid Secret Service: WE KEEL YOU!