Tech Support Porn
Humor, Internet 06/30/2004 |The job market just keeps getting wierder. Consider this Portland Craigslist job posting, for instance…
Seeking qualified tech girls for specialized phone hostess positions.
Requirements: You must be over 18. You can be described as a “Tech Girl”, “Geek Chick” or “Network Ops Cutie”. You need a pleasant speaking voice and able to talk “tech”. Calls can become sensual so you need to be ok with that. A fully clothed photo for our web site, although exhibitionists are preferred. Be willing to take calls from those who find your certifications very sexy. Please see our web site for more information: http://www.askthetechgirl.com/
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p>There’s a devious, if sad, brilliance in this.
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iTunes: “Going to California” by Led Zeppelin from the album IV (1971, 3:35).
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June 30th, 2004 at 12:48 pm
Well, if you can get your news from Naked News, I guess you can get your tech support from askthetechgirl. Perhaps they’ll put Amazons on amazon.com, or start an ebay spinoff called ebabes…and it won’t end there…