A porn that needs to be made
Humor 07/06/2004 |Last week, I pointed to an unusual job listing for a combination tech support and phone sex website. I found the link through Something Positive, one of the few web comics I read on a regular basis.
The current storyline on S*P involves Aubrey (one of the main characters) getting all fired up about this idea and starting her own geek chat porn site.
I just found out that her site actually exists. Ladies and gentlemen, may I present: Nerdrotica!
And sure, I already tossed this into my linklog, but what prompted a fuller post was this bit from Nerdrotica’s “Videos” page…
We currently offer a set of original short erotic movies to customers. These movies cover a wide range of interests and tastes. Whether you’d like to see our suggestive historical recreation of Sir Isaac Newton discovering gravity when his lover, Apple, shows him what goes up must go down, down… all the way down, or our frightening yet enticing tale of H.P. Lovesnatch and the Call of Clitulhu, we’ll think you’ll be more than pleased.
H.P. Lovesnatch and the Call of Clitulhu.
That movie so needs to be made.
iTunes: “Bodies” by Project Pitchfork from the album Zillo Jubiläums Compilation 1989-1994 (1994, 4:30).
[See also: Odd Movie Combinations | Neal Stephenson: Quicksilver | You have to wonder about the gift shop… | Funny or frightening? Both? | New camera! ]
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July 7th, 2004 at 5:59 am
Nerd porn
http://www.michaelhanscom.com/eclecticism/2004/07/a_porn_that_nee.html
February 26th, 2006 at 3:11 pm
Hey man, I’ll make the Newton movie if you let me do it with the guy who played him on Nova last winter! I mean, for every action there is a body that tends to stay in motion…oh, whatever…