Tigger cleared of all charges
Humor 08/05/2004 |In a recent trial in Florida, a Disney employee was found not guilty of fondling a 13 year old girl while posing in a Tigger costume for photographs. My favorite part of the article was a series of photos in which the defense attorney tried on a Tigger costume in order to demonstrate how difficult it can be to know exactly where one’s hands are placed while suited up. The photos are priceless…
“Book him, Dan-o.”
“This creep’s been pouncing on people all over the Hundred Acre Wood again.”
“Hey! Is the full-body cavity search really necessary, guys?”
Tigger pleaded innocent, claiming that pouncing is “what Tiggers do best!”
After being let go with a warning, the courtroom quickly cleared as Tigger celebrated by performing the Macarena.
iTunes: “Macarena (Mezcla Guerrillera)” by Los Del Rio from the album Macarena Non Stop (1996, 5:36).
[See also: Norwescon 29 Photo Extravaganza | Vegas Vacation | 2004’s Scariest Halloween Costumes | Fremont Solstice Parade 2004 | Norwescon 30: Saturday ]
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jer@nyquil.org
Bryan
Michael Hanscom
Prairie
August 5th, 2004 at 10:49 am
How does one “cop a feel” while wearing fur mittens 1/2 thick. I doubt the wearer of the suit can feel anything.
I wore a Chuck E. Cheese (ONCE!) for less than 5 minutes. I couldn’t breath, I couldn’t see anything and I couldn’t feel anything. It took everything I had not to trip over tables in the room.
Next thing you’ll hear is kids can’t sit on Santa’s lap because it’s sexual abuse.
August 5th, 2004 at 11:33 am
C’mere little girl and sit on Santa’s lap while he tells you what HE wants for christmas?
Ewww
Thanks for making me go there…
ewwwww