From an IM conversation between Prairie and I tonight…

Prairie: (has a sudden mental image of a cat fight in a porn store that really makes her laugh)

Me: (laughs) now _that_ could be entertaining Prairie: all the things to reach for to hit the other girl with… Me: (laughs) now there’s a fight scene that needs to be made! Prairie: haha—two girls whopping each other with dildos… it’s been made, but they call it S&M porn… Me: somehow, I could see Quentin Tarantino having a _blast_ putting that fight in one of his films Prairie: oooh—no kidding! that would work great in one of his movies! Me: if only I had his e-mail address… Prairie: “Dear Mr. Tarrantino, Could you please put a scene in your next movie where two women fight in a porn store, preferably with lots of dildos lying about, and ending when one strangles the other with a feather boa after shoving a thong into her mouth so she can’t scream? Thanks.”

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p>Then, later, after discussing how she was staying up later than usual (benefits to summer vacation time when one lives on a school year schedule)…

Prairie: haha—yeah, I do tend to stay up a little later when in Seattle — but when I’m at home it takes a conversation about brutally beating another woman with a blow-up doll to keep me up this late

I am such a sucker for someone with a good dark sense of humor. :)

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