This is just silly: in case you’re looking to save a few bucks while shopping for the latest death in the family, you can now pick up coffins at Costco.
No word in the article on whether you get a discount while buying in bulk (handy for the up-and-coming serial killer, I’m sure).
As Prairie asked, can you get any more white trash than this? Me, I’d love to see a shopping list with “coffin for Grandma” sandwiched in between a case of WD-40 and bulk order of breakfast cereal for the kids.
Either that, or just go in and shop for a casket and a bundle of wooden (tent) stakes.
iTunes: “Genocide (Original)” by Euphoria from the album Best of Rave, The Vol. 3 (1992, 4:20).