Citing an unstable political climate, proven stockpiles of chemical and nuclear weapons, a rigidly government-controlled media, and the need to confront emerging threats in a timely fashion, President George W. Bush announced today that the United States has launched a full-scale invasion of the United States.

(from Karl)

iTunes: “Condensers” by Goldenthal, Elliot from the album Heat (1995, 2:34).

[See also: Seeing Cheney requires signing ‘loyalty oath’ | And this is a surpise to…who? | On the ‘net, everyone knows you’re a liar | The New York Times posts a Mea Culpa | Going down ]

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