Interesting — according to this questionnaire, I am or may be eligible for the following government programs:

  • Byrd Honors Scholarships
  • Community Food and Nutrition Program
  • Community Services Block Grant
  • EMI Independent Study Program
  • Emergency Food Assistance Program (Food Commodities)
  • Federal Direct Student Loans
  • Federal Work-Study
  • Grants for Public Works and Economic Development Facilities
  • Immigration and Naturalization Service
  • International: Overseas Group Projects Abroad
  • National Ocean Service Intern Program
  • Perkins Student Loans
  • Preventative Health and Health Services Block Grant
  • Property Improvement Loan Insurance (HUD/FHA)
  • Social Services Block Grant
  • Stafford Loans for Students

Now to just investigate these and see what all that actually means.

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