I’d been iffy on whether I wanted to bother, but this pre-release review of Blade Trinity just put it on my “must see” list:

I attended a free sneek preview of Blade Trinity this evening at Pacific Place…. I expected very little from this movie and I received my expectations in abundance.

Pluses: - Parker Posey as a vampire - Ryan Reynolds mostly naked - visual effects Negatives: - plot - dialog - editing - direction - poor action scenes - Kris Kristofferson - cliche footage of the city moving at 20x normal speed - unintentional comedy - excessive product placement (iPods) - lame pop cultural references - vampiric pomeranian (really!) - “Dracula” err, I mean “DRAKE” *groan*

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p>Parker Posey is always fun to watch, and a vampire kick-me dog?!? Oh, this I’ve gotta see!

(Maybe not until it hits video…but then, I’ve occasionally paid for worse in the theaters…)

iTunes “Melt” by Leftfield from the album Leftism (1995, 5:13).

[See also: Blade: Trinity | Blade II | Best. April. Fools. Story. EVAR!!!1!!11! | iMacs in the movies | The problem with time travel… ]

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