Monthly Archives: January 2005

Lightbulb Joke 2005 7

How many Bush Administration officials does it take to change a light bulb?

Michael Hanscom for Governor of Washington 8

If these idiots actually force us into a re-vote, I’ll mount a write-in candidacy drive. Michael Hanscom for Governor of Washington. Sounds good to me. Hell, just running on a platform of ‘no re-votes if I lose’ should get me a sizeable chunk of the vote.

A pronounced deficiency in IQ | Metafilter 1

My theory - it’s Bush’s comprehensive knowledge of and fluency in Latin that leads to his pronunciation.

I hate it when I’m stupid 5

So now I’ve got a TypePad account that I’m not using that’s all paid up and useable until next December. What in the world do I do with that?

Consequences of an Overactive Imagination 21

People passing me on the streets at night never know of the creatures stalking them. Wingless batlike creatures the size of large dogs, walking on their forelegs, hind legs slung up and over their shoulders and terminating in wicked-looking claws.