Rush Limbaugh yesterday, via Atrios:
> LIMBAUGH: When does he start up this stupid little network? August? Yip yip yip yahoo. You know what Gore said about this? It’s going to be liberal. It’s going to reflect the point of view of young people. > > What the hell is that, Al? What the hell is the point of view of young people? Blow jobs, that’s what they’re doing out there. They’re out there getting oral sex all day long, that’s what they’re talking about. That’s the point of view they can’t wait that your boss, > > Al made sure that’s become the number one sport in high school today. So, I guess you’re going to have a BJ network out there, Al, is that what you’re going to do? You’re going to call your network the oral sex channel out there, start competing with MTV? > > No, it’s not going to have any of this stuff out there, folks, it’s going to be talking about liberalism, no, no, no, that’s not what we’re about. Classic cannot even admit who he is.
(Anyone wanna bet on whether he gets slapped with a fine for violating broadcast decency standards…or for that matter, English grammar standards [oh, if only we could fine people for that particular infraction…{but then, I’d probably get busted for run-on sentences and needlessly nested paranthetical remarks (like this)}]? No? Yeah, me neither.)
Rush later (today?), via Wonkette:
> I am going to apologize not for saying what I said, but I’m going to apologize if it offended anybody. I never apologize for what I say, but if some of you were offended by a graphic term involving actions committed by BILL CLINTON and MONICA LEWINSKY that have now spread to AMERICA’s high schools, I apologize. I meant to say ‘oral sex’ throughout, but the guttural term escaped my pouty lips in a moment of pure, unbridled passion. The staff was so stunned and so scared today they didn’t dare hit the delete button, the deedle button, and so it got out there…
Because, apparently, no teenager ever hit upon the idea of getting or giving a blowjob until Clinton introduced the idea to the world.
“Heavy Weather” by Caia from the album Isola D’Amore (2003, 5:06).
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A poem that seems apropos:
Annus Mirabilis
Sexual intercourse began In nineteen sixty-three (Which was rather late for me) - Between the end of the Chatterly ban And the Beatles’ first LP.
Up till then there’s only been A sort of bargaining, A wrangle for the ring, A shame that started at sixteen And spead to everything.
The all at one the quarrel sank: Everyone felt the same, And every life became A brilliant breaking of the bank, A quite unlosable game.
So life was never better than In nineteen sixty-three (Though just too late for me) - Between the end of the Chatterly ban And the Beatles’ first LP.
Hee hee… “have now spread to AMERICA’s high schools”… Dude, just cuz you never got no action in high school doesn’t mean it wasn’t happening.
Ryan: Bullseye. Rush is about my dad’s age…disturbing as it is to think about, I’m pretty sure my dad wasn’t paying too much attention to the teachers in classes and after school, while, he wasn’t the type to go out for chess club or anything like that.