(I actually think this is an old joke that I’ve heard before, but it got a good laugh out of me today when Thom posted it…)

> A college class was told to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were that the story must contain the following three subject areas: > > 1. Religion > > 2. Sexuality > > 3. Mystery > > There was only one A+ paper in the entire class. > > > Good God, I’m pregnant! I wonder who the father is.

iTunes “Enjoy the Silence” by Amos, Tori from the album Strange Little Girls (2001, 4:10).

[See also: Enjoy the Silence (Tori’s Ecstatic) | Gallimaufry 6 | Podcast 06: ToriMix v2 | Tori Amos: Tales of a Librarian | Awww, shucks! ]

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