Another bad headline
Humor 06/22/2005 |Best headline of the day award:
> ####No More Bear Meat in Glory Hole####
It probably says more about my own sick, twisted little mind immediately going for the worst possible interpretation, but my first parsing of this was that it was no longer permissible for large, hirsuite gay men to receive anonymous blowjobs.
It’s actually about a Juneau, Alaska homeless shelter — named, for some unfortunate reason, the Glory Hole — which just realized that it’s illegal for them to serve donated game meat, including bear.
Gave me a good laugh, though.
“Walking In My Shoes (Random Carpet)” by Depeche Mode from the album Walking In My Shoes (1993, 6:10).
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Michael Hanscom
jer@nyquil.org
June 22nd, 2005 at 1:28 pm
The Glory Hole was started as a “soup kitchen” with free lunch & dinner (like Beans Cafe in Anchorage) by Trinity Episcopal Church in Juneau. It used to be right next to the church on Gold Street.
Your Mom Missive for the day!
June 22nd, 2005 at 1:38 pm
And, Mike, isn’t it all the more embarrassing that your mom was the first to comment on this entry?
(Hi, Mrs. Hanscom.)
June 22nd, 2005 at 3:15 pm
Holy crap I thought that was just a Fark headline. That can NOT be an accident.
June 22nd, 2005 at 3:57 pm
Bwahahaha. Great minds think alike, and all that.
June 22nd, 2005 at 5:39 pm
Nope! My parents are quite aware of my sense of humor, and predilection for innuendo and off-kilter (or off-color) jokes.
After all — I had to get my sense of humor from someone…
June 23rd, 2005 at 11:01 am
Oh crap, I thought the same exact thing as you when read that. Honestly, I don’t know how anyone could read that one without doing at least a doubletake.