A variation on the ‘ten random tracks’ music meme, adding in the fortune-cookie game of adding “…in my pants” to the end of the fortune…or in this case, song title.
- Raise the Roof In My Pants (Public Enemy)
- Ascend In My Pants (Nitzer Ebb)
- Fallin’ In My Pants (De La Soul/Teenage Fanclub)
- A Heart Full of Love In My Pants (Les Miserables)
- Why Don’t You Write Me In My Pants (Simon and Garfunkel)
- Pornograffiti In My Pants (Extreme)
- New and Improved In My Pants (The Incredibles Soundtrack)
- Is She Really Going Out With Him In My Pants? (Joe Jackson)
- Shalom In My Pants (Voltaire)
- A Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying In My Pants (The Bloodhound Gang)
Okay, a few of these make me snicker, but that last one was a literal “Laugh Out Loud” moment.
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“How Much Longer” by Eve 6 from the album Eve 6 (1998, 3:05).












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Michael, I apologize if my post was offensive. I am only recently realizing that blogging is indeed risky business. You can find pretty much anything on Google.
I had not intended to ridicule you (it did seem that way but I was tying to be funny, which didnt work). I can imagine how hard it can be to lose your job since I had to go through a layoff myself in 2004.
I have removed the offensive comment from my post.
Take care.
I think my personal favorite, other than the last one, is “Is She Really Going Out With Him In My Pants?”
Did you turn the B&W G3 on again? I’ve noticed that my LJ-bot has started posting daily again, and I think it was running on the G3 (though I’ve got so much crap scattered over so many places I honestly don’t know these days).
I tried this with my mp3s, and I have to say my favorite was “Alanis Morissette — Norwegian Wood in My Pants”.
“Shalom - In My Pants”
That kills me
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