The previous post reminded me that I had three of my all-time favorite Bizarro comics saved in my old high school quotebook. Here they are (roughly in ascending order, that is, the last one being my top favorite):

'I'm sorry about this, Mr. Pellatt, but our geneology search revealed that your family tree was attacked by beetles, rotted and fell over in the street...' (c)1989 Dan Piraro

'You think YOU'VE got problems! Not only am I the incredible shrinking man, but I've also been bitten by a werewolf so every full moon I turn into a gerbil!' (c)1989 Dan Piraro

'Knock Yourself Unconscious - Win A Prize' (c)1990 Dan Piraro

iTunes “Polka de salon op. 9/2” by Schmalfuss, Peter from the album Classic Gold: Peter Iljitch Tchaikovsky (1993, 3:02).

[See also: The Importance of Education | Peter Pan…soon! | The Passion | Truth in advertising | Saved! ]

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