One man’s porn…

“Are these real?” I asked myself as I scrolled down the row of pictures on the webpage.

Prairie started giggling. “That’s the kind of thing most guys would say while they’re looking at porn.”

I laughed. “I am!”

“I know,” she said. “That’s what makes it so funny!”

iTunesTemptation” by New Order from the album Trainspotting (1983, 7:00).