Vegas Vacation
Life 08/02/2006 |It’s vacation time — a full five days off from work. Incredible!
Tomorrow morning, at some horrendous hour, Prairie’s sister is driving us to the airport where — after the requisite two-hour wait, mile-long back-and-forth line up to the security checkpoint, body cavity search, and so on — we’ll board a plane to fly down to Las Vegas for three days with Xebeth! She’s quite familiar with Vegas, so she’s got a full slate of entertainments lined up for us…most of which she’s determined not to tell us about until we’re there. All I know for sure is that we’re going to be staying at the Stratosphere, seeing one of the typical Vegas shows (the only criteria being “whichever one has the most breasts”), and apparently at some point parking me outside of the M&M’s store and not letting me go in until I whimper (or something like that).
We’ll be returning to Seattle late Saturday night (or early Sunday morning, technically), after which work was kind enough to give me two days off. Apparently, they’re expecting two days of recovery for every three days in Vegas. From some of the stories I’ve heard — and given that it’ll be just me with two gorgeous women — they may be right!
Pictures, of course, will be posted all a-plenty after we get back. For now, I’m off to eat and pack (or, more likely, continue procrastinating until the very last moment, then pack).
As some barely-known, two-bit hack of an entertainer once said…Viva Las Vegas!
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“Land Of 1000 Dances” by Wilson Pickett from the album Forrest Gump (Disc 1) (1966, 2:26).
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August 2nd, 2006 at 8:04 pm
…is that breasts by count or breasts by total volume?
August 3rd, 2006 at 6:31 pm
Bright light city gonna set my soul Gonna set my soul on fire Got a whole lot of money thats ready to burn, So get those stakes up higher Theres a thousand pretty women waitin out there And theyre all livin devil may care And Im just the devil with love to spare Viva las vegas, viva las vegas
How I wish that there were more Than the twenty-four hours in the day cause even if there were forty more I wouldnt sleep a minute away Oh, theres black jack and poker and the roulette wheel A fortune won and lost on evry deal All you needs a strong heart and a nerve of steel Viva las vegas, viva las vegas
Viva las vegas with you neon flashin And your one armbandits crashin All those hopes down the drain Viva las vegas turnin day into nighttime Turnin night into daytime If you see it once Youll never be the same again
Im gonna keep on the run Im gonna have me some fun If it costs me my very last dime If I wind up broke up well Ill always remember that I had a swingin time Im gonna give it evrything Ive got Lady luck please let the dice stay hot Let me shout a seven with evry shot Viva las vegas, viva las vegas, Viva, viva las vegas