My new theme song, courtesy of Weird Al Yankovic:

Lyrics under the cut… > They see me mowin’
> My front lawn
> I know they’re all thinking I’m so white and nerdy
> Think I’m just too white and nerdy
> Think I’m just too white and nerdy
> Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy?
> Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
> I wanna roll with
> The gangstas
> But so far they all think I’m too white and nerdy
> Think I’m just too white and nerdy
> Think I’m just too white and nerdy
> I’m just too white and nerdy.
> Really really white and nerdy. > > First in my class here at MIT
> Got skills, I’m a champion at D&D
> MC Escher - that’s my favorite MC
> Keep your 40, I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
> My rims never spin, to the contrary
> You’ll find that they’re quite stationary
> All of my action figures are cherry
> Steven Hawking’s in my library
> My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
> Got people beggin’ for my top eight spaces
> Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
> Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces
> I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
> I’m a whiz at Minesweeper - I could play for days
> Once you see my sweet moves you’re gonna stay amazed
> My fingers’ movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze
> There’s no killer app I haven’t run
> At Pascal, well I’m number one
> Do vector calculus just for fun
> I ain’t got a gat but I got a soldering gun
> Happy Days is my favorite theme song
> I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
> I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
> I’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon > > They see me roll on
> My Segway
> I know in my heart they think I’m white and nerdy
> Think I’m just too white and nerdy
> Think I’m just too white and nerdy
> Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy
> Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
> I’d like to roll with
> The gangstas
> Although it’s apparent I’m too white and nerdy
> Think I’m just too white and nerdy
> Think I’m just too white and nerdy
> I’m just too white and nerdy
> How’d I get so white and nerdy > > I’ve been browsin’, inspectin’
> X-Men comics, you know I collect ‘em
> The pens in my pocket, I must protect ‘em
> My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
> Shopping online for deals on some writable media
> I edit Wikipedia
> I memorized Holy Grail really well
> I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
> I got a business doing websites
> When my friends need some code, who do they call?
> I do HTML for ‘em all
> Even made a homepage for my dog
> Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
> They were havin’ a sale down at The Gap
> Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
> Pop, pop, hope no one sees me
> Gettin’ freaky
> I’m nerdy in the extreme
> And whiter than sour cream
> I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
> Only question I
> Ever thought was hard
> Was do I like Kirk
> Or do I like Picard
> Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
> Got my name on my underwear > > They see me strollin’
> They laughin’
> And rollin’ their eyes ‘cause I’m so white and nerdy
> Just because I’m white and nerdy
> Just because I’m white and nerdy
> All because I’m white and nerdy
> Holy cow, I’m white and nerdy
> I wanna bowl with
> The gangstas
> But, oh well, it’s obvious I’m white and nerdy
> Think I’m just too white and nerdy
> Think I’m just too white and nerdy
> I’m just too white and nerdy
> Look at me, I’m white and nerdy

[See also: Prairie has _Adventures in Babysitting_… | For a wonderfully surreal time | Kumquat Mania | ‘tis a silly place… | Jim Steinman ]

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