This voicemail came in yesterday evening. I had to share.

WOMAN: …and it said leave a number. Some white man answered.

MAN (in background): This the number you just dialed?

WOMAN: Yeah. And a white person answered. And said, “Please, we’re not in right now, leave a message we’ll get back to you.”

MAN (in background): I don’t know…(unintelligible).

WOMAN: I don’t either.

MAN (in background): (unintelligible).

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Easily one of the weirdest — and funniest — voicemail messages I’ve gotten in ages.

[See also: I’m a dork | So much for that secure entrance… | A sunny Saturday afternoon | No Woman, No Fly | Yet More Tweaks ]

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