Just a bit of silliness here. A little selective editing of premium pieces of [this YouTube video][1] gives us this particularly choice piece of audio. Feel free to download and use as your favorite ringtone. ;)

[1]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UACK93xF-FE “YouTube: George Takei Calls Out Anti-Gay Arkansas School Board Member”

[Long Version][2] (201KB .mp3): “Hello, I’m George Takei. You are…a douchebag. That’s right! A douchebag. You are always going to be a total douchebag. I can only suspect that you have some…shall I say…’issues’ to work out?”

[2]: http://www.michaelhanscom.com/eclecticism/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/douchebag-full.mp3 “201KB .mp3”

[Medium Version][3] (106KB .mp3): “You are…a douchebag. That’s right! A douchebag. You are always going to be a total douchebag.”

[3]: http://www.michaelhanscom.com/eclecticism/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/douchebag-medium.mp3 “106KB .mp3”

[Short Version][4] (29KB .mp3): “You are…a douchebag.”

[4]: http://www.michaelhanscom.com/eclecticism/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/douchebag-short.mp3 “29KB .mp3”

I couldn’t resist.