Last night, a friend of mine in Anchorage was getting together with some friends. The plan was to watch the new sci-fi movie Skyline, then have a “boys’ night out.”
When I got up this morning, I thought the results needed to be saved for posterity. Here, then, is Karl’s review of Skyline, assembled from his Twitter posts.
hogbiker: Looks like I’m going to see “Skyline”…
hogbiker: Cool! Boys night out! Bud’s have “kitchen passes.” Skyline then off to other “wet” locations around town. #debauchery
(Two hours later…)
hogbiker: I’d rather watch animal porn than Skyline. #absoluteshit
hogbiker: Thanks to Skyline, ‘Ninja Warrior’ is now a damn good movie! #worthless
hogbiker: Skyline is ‘clap’ of science fiction movies
hogbiker: Never in my life has a movie downed the party enough to call it a night. #historyinthemaking
hogbiker: Where do I start? Like I said, this POS makes ‘Ninja Assassin’ oscar worthy!
hogbiker: People were warning those waiting in line to go & watch something else till the ushers intervened!
hogbiker: …I’d watch [Battlefield Earth] on the BIG SCREEN over Skyline!
hogbiker: Skyline is the Chlamydia of science fiction movies!
hogbiker: Time to wash away that movie with some SERIOUS booze. G’night tweeps!
So there you have it, folks. Skyline: Makes Battlefield Earth look good.