The chef’s special

This entry was published at least two years ago (originally posted on April 3, 2004). Since that time the information may have become outdated or my beliefs may have changed (in general, assume a more open and liberal current viewpoint). A fuller disclaimer is available.

I know this is juvenile, and I know that it’s a real food item…but I really have to think that classy restaurants should avoid naming a \$22 dish “The Captain’s Pupu Tower.”

iTunes: “Symphony for Taps” by Pigface from the album Gub (1990, 1:25).