Most naturally beautiful women

A ‘panel of experts’ (beauty and fashion editors, make-up artists, model agencies and photographers) has just released a list of the top 100 most naturally beautiful women. Here’s the top 10.

A “panel of experts” (beauty and fashion editors, make-up artists, model agencies and photographers) has just released a list of the top 100 most naturally beautiful women. Here’s the top 10, in reverse order (just pretend the numbers count from 10 to 1 instead of from 1 to 10, HTML can’t do reverse-ordered lists [why not, dammit?]…oh, and the links are to Google Image Searches, and may not be worksafe):

  1. Elle MacPherson
  2. Helena Christensen
  3. Halle Berry
  4. Juliette Binoche
  5. Natalie Imbruglia
  6. Grace Kelly
  7. Angelina Jolie
  8. Cate Blanchett
  9. Liv Tyler
  10. Audrey Hepburn

I don’t agree with all of the list (Liv Tyler at #2?), was pleasantly surprised at some of it (hooray for putting Cate Blanchett in the top ten — while I’ve often thought that she’s gorgeous, she has a somewhat odd [angular?] look that some people I’ve talked to don’t appreciate as much), but putting Audrey Hepburn in the number one spot?

That is so, so, so absolutely perfect.

(Swoon…)

Personally, though, I’d knock Liv entirely off the top ten and put Nicole Kidman in her place.

Part of what caught my eye about this story, though, was seeing it posted on Fark. Each link submitted to Fark gets a small category tag associated with it — “amusing”, “asinine”, “boobies”, and the like — and the tag assigned to this story was “unlikely”.

Unlikely?

My lord.

Reading the comments on Fark, I was quite gratified to learn that I wasn’t the only person to take umbrage at that “unlikely” tag…

(leans out of van, grabs poster by lapels, pulls him into van)

Okay, nodog, drive, drive!!

(turns to poster)

Just shut up and don’t scream and you’re going to be okay.

(lights cigarette)

Lissen, you. My friends and I just wanted to take you for a little ride so you could clear your head.

Now what exactly is your problem with Audrey Hepburn?

(smacks poster)

Hey! Don’t you f*ckin’ turn away from me when I ask you a question! I said, WHAT IS YOUR F*CKING PROBLEM WITH AUDREY HEPBURN?

(looks at poster)

What, are you going to cry now? You scaaared?

Well, you should be scared. Running around town with no taste whatsoever, you gonna get in big trouble someday, punk.

(draws on cigarette)

How old are you, kid? 30, 31? Don’t you know anything?

You dare sit there and badmouth Audrey and what do you bring to the table, huh?

(searches pockets of poster, looks at what he’s found)

This is your ideal of a beautiful woman? BRITNEY F*CKING SPEARS? And what’s this? ARIA GIOVANNI? What are you, f*cking ten?

Listen, I’m going to tell you once, so you listen good. Audrey Hepburn, Ingrid Bergman, Kim Novak. Before you were a f*cking squirt on a towel these women ruled the earth. Raquel Welch, Grace Kelly. GRACE F*CKING KELLY.

You get me? Don’t you ever–and I mean ever–bring your taste for dried up, pre-fabbed, over-hyped, no-talent, unattractive coozes around here again.

(flicks cigarette in poster’s face)

Now get the f*ck out of here before i do something you regret.

(throws him out of the moving van).

— LarsThorwald

iTunes: “Earth Chakra” by Azukx from the album Return to the Source: The Chakra Journey (1996, 8:21).

Author: djwudi

Enthusiastic ambivert. Geeky, liberal, friendly, curious, feminist ally; trying to be a good person. (he/him)

0 thoughts on “Most naturally beautiful women”

  1. I have looked over the women on this list and most of them are buck-ugly! The only two from the list that deserve to be there are Grace Kelly and Audrey Hepburn. I agree with the other posters about Jaclyn Smith. She is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She has class, elegance,and classic beauty. She should be at the top of this list. She is the most beautiful woman in the world.

  2. Any list that doesn’t include Natalie Portman is seriously lacking. Let me rephrase that. Any list that doesn’t have Natalie Portman in the number one spot is seriously lacking. I do like the fact that you put Cate Blanchette and Liv Tyler on the list though.

  3. I don’t agree at all… Beauty and fashion editors, make-up artists, model agencies and photographers? You should ask this to staright man too, where is Aishwaria Rai? Elizabeth Hurley? and sooo many more…

  4. Any list of beautiful women that does not include Elizabeth Taylor cannot consider itself legitimate..All one has to do is view pictures of her as a child to know that she is, indeed, a natural beauty. And let’s add Kim Novak, Greer Garson and Olivia deHavilland to your somewhat short-sighted list.

  5. how old is this post ….. ?????
    according to recent polls by people’s magzine australian model “phoebe tonkin” is the most beautiful woman in the world right now as of 2009 …..
    okay watever ……. this post isnt fair we all know …….
    angelina is supposed to be topping the list …
    and how come there isnt aishwariya rai in the list …..

  6. where the hell is nicole kidman???? guys check out the face of nicole almost perfect…..divine…..i bet the one who made the list is biased in my opinion….hehehe

  7. i agree…we almost forgot nicole kidman…..nicole’s face is extraordinary….maybe they did not put her in the list because she is incomparable to these ugly top ten list LOL

  8. I agree, this is another silly list. Although standards of looks are largely subjective it’s hard to see how plain Cameron Diaz and Liv Tyler could rank so high on this list.

  9. what the heck did they mean by “naturally beautiful”?? Have they actually looked at the before plastic surgery faces of these women, or not? Angelina Jolie was indeed naturally beautiful..check this out: http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2009/angelina-jolie-19-years-old-p8.php
    But, Liv Tyler was more beautiful than her before any plastic surgery.
    Also, it seems right to put audrey at the top, because this is a woman with an exceptionally well-balanced face and absolutely natural. She had a great face shape, great cheeks, big expressive eyes, and a cute well-shaped nose and a pretty mouth. I repeat, ALL natural.

  10. ok, but the heck is natalie imbruglia doing there?? AT ALL! What is beautiful about her? Except maybe the color of her eyes-that’s it.

  11. you folks havent seen enough…. d no.1 spot is reserved for Aishwarya Rai. google it.. she is d most beautiful lady in d world (naturally).. Former Miss World…

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