Utilikilts are only worn by guys named Bjorn who play the pan flute in middle earth metal bands with names like Smeagol Sweat.
A scientific investigation into toilet paper rolls.
A strip from the ‘Over the Hedge’ comic.
This was far funnier than I expected it to be. I only wish it didn’t have the big “Funny or Die” banner and the intro, so that it was less immediately obvious that it was a joke. They should have saved that for the end, and started with a cold open.
Would you be my meatheart?
It seems that Jan. 20th is Penguin Awareness Day. Though I was not aware of this, I _am_ aware of penguins. You should be too. Just in case you’re not…here are some penguins. Be aware.
I very rarely remember my dreams, and usually when I do, it’s just a few very vague bits that fade almost immediately upon waking up. Last night, though, I had something of a doozy.
Bizarre image courtesy of Boing Boing. It made me laugh.
I’m almost disappointed I’m not flying soon. I’d wear my kilt. Commando. Grope away, sucker!
Last night, a friend of mine in Anchorage was getting together with some friends. The plan was to watch the new sci-fi movie Skyline, then have a boys’ night out. When I got up this morning, I thought the results needed to be saved for posterity.