People never fail to amuse and amaze me. I got an e-mail today that was (yet another) internet-based petition. This particular one was railing about cruelty to animals, cats in particular.
…and since it’s after my lunch time, I can’t exactly bail out of here to grab something to eat. Guess I’ll just have to order myself a Ninja Burger.
This just in — It seems that our nearest neighbor in the Solar System, and most possible target for future colonization, is in dire need of a facelift!
Happy May Day! Only two more days ’till I turn 28…not that I’m keeping track of this for any real reason or anything. Just thought I’d mention it.
SPY KIDS BLOW POKEMON
OK, open yer…whatcha-call…hard drive, and find yer, uh…refragulation file…see it? Keep lookin’…not there? Ooooh, you got troubles! OK, try this…hit the ‘c’ key 187 times as fast as you can!
One of the funniest I’ve seen was watching Disney’s ‘Sleeping Beauty’ in fast forward while listening to nin’s broken album. Fit way too well…funny as shit, too.
A single rose / Shoved up your nose / You lick my toes / While in repose / My mother knows / Where Einstein goes / I’m in the throes / Of melanoma